Okay so it started when i was supposed to meet sengkang and vivien in e afternoon to have lunch.
Soon we realised tt chalet book wrong date so i had to check out a lot of stuff at downtown like availability of chalets for a night.(see, i so ke lian lah. But andrea sae i act ke lian onli -.- haha!)
i dun blame jx's bf for wad happened. He's a great dude. So in e end we met up with jx to try borrow ppl's NTUC member card so we can pay cheaper for chalet.
Vivien and jx went to ask a fat auntie to borrow e card (i was calling tt auntie Ah Pui which means fatty). She said she might help us la but we moved on to e main counter to find more ppl den i was there asking jx "I tot that AH PUI gonna help us?"
Scali i realised tt fat auntie onli standing behind me! den i pretend say "eh rmb tt ah pui dickson frm our class de. he comin help us not!?" i keh keh la, pretend a bit so she wont suspect. Guess she glanced at me when she left the counter. Probably i was too cute tt day bah =)
After some time, we still cant find anyone to help us cuz jx and viv was like askin all the aunties. So i told them to go ask uncle cuz uncles cfm help one! Those uncle ah see gals onli they cfm help.
Viv and jx went to approached their very first uncle for help and guess wad, he helped us to book chalet la! SEE? My logic zai not?
So by now it's pass 7 and we started our bbq-ing alre. I ended up being the cook. Cook all the chicken wings and hotdogs and stuff. Everyone was bugging me for more food so i became a zai chef tryin to cook quickly.
Den andrea ask me bbq the marshmallow for her so i help. My hand was burning frm holding the marshmallow over the fire. Den i took too long and andrea complained to me(my hand burnin ok?)
When i make e marshmallow finish i realised andrea was MIA so i try to act smart and hang the fork over the bbq fire so it cn be kept warm. But scali the plastic fork melt sia! I dumb right? So the marsmallow got all e melted plastic on it, wanted to gif andrea eat it hehehe. haha jk ah, i jus threw it away.
Aft tt we tgt see viv be celafare on tv. aiyo poor acting skills arh.. haha kk jk.. I cook till i forget to eat myself la
We ended up playin water bombs aft tt. Some1 threw a water bomb and it hit my head la damn pain u noe! and the water ballon jus bounced off my head. didnt explode. haha. So i took it and saw sengkang happily walking out of e chalet so i jitao throw at him. LOL he chua tio sia den chase me around.
Oh ya and tt andrea agn put ice in my back. lol lucky she dun wan get wet or else i make one sibeh dua(freaking big) bomb jus for her.
Soon it was like 10 plus. Cass, Shan and Jx cant ton so they had to go, damn sad.
it was drinking time, highlight of the night! Jian wei was sick so he rested while dicky and renhao was playin psp on e bed. Andrea tried to sleep.
Me, viv, edmund, sengkang, jo and darren played drinking games lo. At first everyone drank like free flow and i guess i drank the most cuz the drinks were near me so i jus fill up whenver i finished.
In e end, me viv and sengkang gt high and drunk. i rmb playin sisscors paper stone with sengkang and i kept losing la so i kena drink alot but even i if i win i oso drink. Viv was like tryin to act cute when she's high while sengkang said a lot funni things lols.
Ltr on we got more drunk and i rmb we 3 were tryin to find the whole chalet for our vodka den tis sengkang blur liao offer me a cup sae inside gt alot vodka but wen i drink its water inside -.- Soon i became damn drunk la i like slip into unconsciousness den awaking a lil jus to rmb bits and parts of wad happened..
Things i rmb
- Andrea wide and awake laughing (tot she was slping la!)
- Whacked viv's lap damn hard (why the hell did i do tt)
- Tryin to fit myself inside the styrafoam box (It broke apart)
- Darren having the time of his life watching us drunk haha!
- Having a stomach ache and went to the toilet asking the rest not to peep (guess i ended up losing conscious while crapping)
- Calling edmund "Herman" (i'd prolly call my pet hermit crab Herman if i had one)
Thats all i could rmb. Heard frm the guys tt i slept in comfort with my own vomit and in the toilet somemore. Den sengkang said he rmb while pee-ing in toilet, he tio shocked to see me lying there beside the toilet bowl. i bet u he sure got pee on me la. high liao sure cant aim properly sure pee tio me one. No wonder i smelled like crap when i wake up.
I woke up in e morning to find myself lying on e floor la. (wa u all nv let me slp on the bed!) Had a bad headache and felt like vomiting. Saw edmund slping on the chair. He prolly look out for me while i was drunk dwnstairs and i shld thank him for tt.
Aft tt i vomitted even more while edmund aided me and he even went out to look for panadol. Damn if onli i had a wife like edmund! (jkjk)
Luckily i didnt went to bed with any guys(eeyer) or girls while i drunk, u noe like those drama shows when the guy gets drunk and finds himself on bed with a woman(Damn i didnt happen to b like e guy in those dramas.. haha jk)
We checked out and went to burger king to eat. I cant eat and the burger king smell was like makin me feel more sick. Everyone went home aft tt lor and i had to thank edmund, junhao and jianwei for takin a cab with me. Ended up vomiting in e cab -.- lol next chalet i most prolly wont wan to drink till drunk liao.
So all the fun ended.
I want to thank those who helped me during the chalet and apologise if i happen to b a disgrace to men while i was drunk. haha!
Ok gtg liao.
- Daryl (un-zai durin chalet)
